she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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