Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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