I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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