why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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