Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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