I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i think i have two assholes
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize