She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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