We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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