And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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