See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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