i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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