dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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