nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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