yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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