the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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