My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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