quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize