the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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