also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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