i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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