how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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