i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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