god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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