No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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