How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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