I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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