do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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