why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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