okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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