i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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