My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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