She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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