Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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