it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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