So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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