one might say we're banned from that church
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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