Duck Duck Cougar?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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