I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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