If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
