grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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