I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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