we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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