she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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