I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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