Sry I called you an 8
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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