that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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