Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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