He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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