ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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