So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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